A great week to be a Gooner!

Another week gone by and am as happy as a clam.

Mostly because of Arsenals performance (more about this later) but mainly because i finally figured out what happened to the Dinosaurs.

OK, here's my theory... We don't really know why the dinosaurs are extinct, right? Well, maybe they're not. What if all those possible theories we've heard about are completely wrong and we come to find out that they've simply been abducted by aliens all this time? Hey, it makes about as much sense as that asteroid theory. (Yea right, an asteroid. What a load of malarkey.) Of course, the only problem we need to worry about is when the probings are done and the dinosaurs are finally dropped back to earth... That's when I get out the shotgun and head for the hills...

Am waiting for a Norwegian guy called nobel to give me a call any time now. Fame, fortune...Here i come!


Mrs Blog and bump are both doing great, but its becoming increasingly difficult to share the bed now. Mrs Blog has threatened to kick me out or to send herself into exile if i continue hogging the duvet (Allegedly).

Mrs Blogs sister was in town recently, and among other things she was hoping to achieve was to get a British accent. So we were all pleasantly amused one evening when she walked in after a long days work and declared she was 'Absolutely Knickered'! What a laugh she is, too bad she went back.

Right, on to Arsenal now and what a wonderful week its been. First we went over to ze-Germans and Rosicky absolutly blew them away with this rocket! Then we went over to old thrashford and outplayed the mancs off the park. I cant single out anyone in particular but we showed them how the game is meant to be played. Rosicky and Fabregas and Adebayor and Gilberto and Jens...the whole team played beautiful football. For those who didnt get to see the goal, eat your hearts out here. In the dying moments Jens made, what is to me the save of the season probably. A finger tip save from the baby faces assassin.

I loved the way Arsene Wenger jumped up and down when the goal went in, you could see how much it meant to him. I hope we will settle down and hammer Sheffield Utd on Sunday. We need to open a can of Whop ass on someone real soon. C'mon you Reds!

Finally the scum down the lane could only muster a draw and the face on their managers arse says it all really!


Compare that to our MOTM's smile! Brilliant!




Finally, and this is neither here nor there...its about these bloody telemarketers! Someone seriously needs to invent some sort of a device that attaches to any telephone which would then allow me to send a deafening high-pitched buzz through the phone lines to disorient those annoying phone solicitors... and that someone needs to invent it NOW.

Some kind of a Gizmo that could suddenly cause, oh lets say, a severe splitting headache or a momentary blackout. Hey, anything to cut short those endless calls... For any of you would-be inventors out there, don't forget to include various pain-producing settings depending on the amount of damage one decides to inflict on the unwanted caller. From a mild numbing sensation simply rendering the caller unable to make complex thoughts (I'd probably just use that one for wrong numbers), to a ruptured eardrum with temporary hearing loss for those telemarketers who simply refuse to take 'no' for an answer... Hey, I'm tired of being interrupted during my afternoon naptime... especially at work...